If you're accustomed to checking in here on the weekend, you may have noticed that the site was down for a while. Was it an intrusion, seizure by law enforcement who think it's illegal to be a MAP teacher, or just a simple hardware failure? I have no idea because the original server is still down without explanation, and the long list of people I might have angered renders guessing rather futile.

But if the downtime was connected to an attack of some kind, I thank those responsible, as it nudged me to get the fuck offline and spend time with some new friends. The cute version of The Push, if you will...